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Think about Rex Marksley.

As a child, he somehow manages to get a hold of a gun. He shoots up the pantry. His parents put him outside. He shoots the nails out of their fence and all their cows get away.

Now think about the line “His father cried; Rex Marksley, the finest marksman in the west.”

But read it like this: “His father cried.

Rex Marksley, the finest marksman in the west”

Doesn’t that make a lot more sense?

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    Yes, it makes a lot more sense. I think the break in the line is implied by the pause in the music where it’s just Spine...
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    Oh wow….see all this time I thought I was just being an overly literal troll. (Which btw, is how I like to be viewed...
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    Whenever I’m listening to this, I kind of just replace the actual lyrics (The finest marksman in the West) with “You...
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    David, you literally made me spit out my cereal.
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    One of things I love about SPG is how fantastically family friendly all their songs are, but if you know the bots story...